Robert Palanca
1254 Gramercy St
Trenton, NJ 07756
Phone: (626) 555-1212
Objective
To work for your amazing company so I can flirt with the hot employee I see when walking by everyday.
Skills and Activities
Education
Getting Detention
I specialize in making paper airplanes. The furthest I got one to fly was 52.8 ft. and it poked the teacher in the eye.
Playing XBOX
No one in the online multiplayer world can beat me in Halo. You think you can?
Seducing Women
Your hot employee is my next target.
Conclusion
You should hire me because unlike all the other resumes you’ve read, I’m completely honest!