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This is a thing that travels faster than the speed of light by moving out of the fabric of spacetime using dark energy. It is completely different from Star Trek's warp drive. this thing travels faster than light by skipping to another brane and then coming back to our brane.

Note: this product is a "beta" product, which means that it's not fully developed yet. But its functional. We are NOT responsible for any injuries or other calamites caused by our product.

Key Benefits

  • Gets you where you want to go
  • Cheap
  • Efficient

Pricing

Size SKU # Price
1 person sku-1 $14,990
10 person/ 2 car sku-2 $39,950
Jumbo jet transport capable

Made for Gov't/Industrial Use

sku-3 $125,000


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