A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven
Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and
asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You
Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here." The astonished
Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl
Harbour,
it was the Japanese". " Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,"
replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the
Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies,
"It
was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies,
"Iceberg,
Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

This joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in
Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian

A morning of two months ago, one beautiful girl entered the elevator after me,the air became aromatic. I saw that she pressed the number 2, and then pressed number 4. The elevator was ascending, and stopped at the second floor, but the girl did not walk out of the elevator. the door of the elevator was closed and continued ascending. soon, the elevator was stopped at the fourth floor. but, the beautiful girl, still not move. I was surprised with it, and said:"Hi, you have missed the floor". But,the girl look at me and said:"I am going to the twenty four floor.